1、寒冬可怕，不如孤独和凄凉可怕；孤独可怕，不如持续几十年的单身可怕；几十年单身可怕，不如明年还收到这条短信可怕。光棍节快乐！
Winterterrible,terribleaslonelyandsad;Singleterribleterribleloneliness,notfordecades;Decadessingleterrible,notterriblenextyearalsoreceivedthemessage.Happysinglesday!
2、很久很久，今天终于发现我们有着共同点，那就是：一个人吃饱，全家不饿。都是光棍，惺惺相惜，祝小小光棍节快乐，早日脱离光棍群体。
Alongtime,todayfinallyfindthatwehaveincommon,thatis:apersontoeat,thewholefamilynothungry.Isabachelor,freemasonry,happylittlesinglesday,fromsinglegroupatanearlydate.
3、我们都是大龄青年，生活在高楼大厦的森林里面；我们都是大龄青年，至今仍是孤孤单单一个人。今天是光棍节，祝大龄单身青年们光棍节快乐！
Weareallolderyouth,livinginhigh-risebuildingsintheforest;Weareallolderyouth,isstillarelonelyone.Todayissinglesday,wishtheoldersinglepeoplearehappysinglesday!
4、喝光棍水、走光棍路，光棍不用喝老陈醋；穿光棍衣、吃光棍饭，光棍不用把脸色看；光棍的事情光棍办，光棍的节日光棍赞：光棍节快乐！
Drinkwatersingle,singlepath,singledon’thavetodrinkvinegar;Dressinsingle,singlemeal,singledon’thavetoreadtheface;Bachelorofbachelor,bachelor’sfestivalbachelorpraise:happysinglesday!
5、问世间情为何物，我可是大彻大悟，感情的事不能过于盲目，不是你的留也留不住，更何况人生短暂，很多东西值得珍惜，祝你光棍节快乐！
Comeoutbetweenwhatloveis,I’mabigend,thefeelingsofthingscannottooblind,notyourleavecan’tstop,what’smore,lifeisshort,alotofthingsworthtocherish,Iwishyouahappysinglesday!
6、光棍好，一人吃饱全家饱；光棍好，没有旁人来缠绕；光棍好，自由生活多美妙。单身日子过到老，你的生活乐逍遥，乐呀乐逍遥！光棍节快乐！
Singleisgood,onefamilyeatsatisfied;Singleisgood,nootherpeoplearound;Singleisgood,howwonderfullifeisfreedom.Singlelifetotheold,yourlifehappy,happylifeah!Happysinglesday!
7、光棍好，光棍傲，自由自在乐逍遥；光棍笑，光棍闹，午夜归家没人唠；光棍忙，光棍强，忙着交友游四方；今天光棍节，还是要祝你早日变成双截棍！
Aproudbachelor,bachelor,freemusicatlarge;Bachelor,bachelor,midnighthomenobodyLao;Bachelor,bachelor,busydatingquartet;Singlesdaytoday,orIwishyouaspeedybecomeshuangjieao!
8、光棍好，光棍强，孤身奋斗努力进取一肩挑；光棍乐，光棍笑，开心快活不用哄人没烦恼；光棍喜，光棍美，量身定制专属节日乐逍遥。光棍节快乐！
Bachelor,bachelor,strugglediligentlyenterprisingaloneaburden;Bachelor,bachelorlaugh,happyhappywithoutspunnoworries;Bachelor,bachelor,tailoredexclusiveholidayjoy.Happysinglesday!
9、广告语趣说中光棍节，李宁：把精彩留给自己。爱多：我们一直在努力。麦当劳：你理应休息一天。金利来：男人的世界。某开发楼盘：我想有个家。
Singlesdaysloganboringsaid,lining:thebestforyourself.Love:wehavebeenworkingon.McDonald’s:youshouldtakeadayoff.Goldlion:man’sworld.Somedevelopments:Iwanttohaveahome.
10、寒冬也好，酷暑也罢，照顾好自己就好。一对儿也好，单身也罢，身体健康就好。情人节也好，光棍节也罢，过得开心就好。祝你光棍节快乐、身体健康！
Cold,heat,itisgoodtotakecareofyourself.Acoupleorsingle,itisgoodtohealth.Valentine’sday,singlesday,itisgoodtohavefun.Iwishyouahappysinglesday,goodhealth!
11、过年了，新的一年里祝你：身体健康，财源滚滚，万事如意！年前有个光棍节，嘱咐你一句，一定要找个女朋友！光棍节过时你就不好玩了，该结束光棍历史了。
TheNewYear,NewYearwishyou:healthybody,thebonanza,allthebest!Yearsagoasinglesday,chargeyoubytheway,besuretofindagirlfriend!Singlesdayoutyou’renotfunny,theendofbachelor’shistory.
12、光棍好，光棍妙，光棍的生活呱呱叫；没有吵，没有闹，光棍的日子真逍遥；自己欢，自己笑，光棍的世界真美妙。光棍节日又来到，祝你幸福甜蜜乐陶陶！
Bachelor,bachelor,bachelorlifehecroaked.Nonoise,nonoise,bacheloroflifeisreallyeasy;Huan,himselftosmile,thebachelor’sawonderfulworld.Singlesholidaycameagain,wishyouhappinesssweetofcovered!
13、好消息：你可以拥有诺亚方舟的船票了。坏消息：你的船票在你的另一半手里。今天可是百年一遇的超级光棍节，赶快去找吧。祝你幸运登船，幸福无限。
Thegoodnews:youcanhaveaticketofNoah’sark.Badnews:yourticketonyourpartner’shand.Buttodayaonce-in-a-centurysupersinglesday,gotofindit.Wishyouareluckyboarding,happinessinfinite.
14、我是光棍，一个四处漂泊的光棍，每到一落脚处，就以租房为生，居无定所，自从遇见你，我好想有个家，一个有你的家。光棍节，你若愿意，请带我回家吧！
Iamasingle,avagabondsingle,eachtoaplace,justrentforaliving,movingaround,sincemetyou,Ireallywanttohaveahome,ayourhome.Singlesday,ifyouarewilling,pleasetakemehome!
15、我是“脱光”族的族长，凡收到本短信的单身人士，可在光棍节当天免费入住我族柳暗花明又一村成双结大队出双入小队，并获得永久幸福居住证。
Iama"naked"tribalrulers,singlepeoplewhoreceivethismessage,canbeinfreesinglesdaydayIraceinscenesandtwinedyeshallenterintoadoubleknotbrigadesquad,residencepermitandgetapermanenthappiness.
16、光棍好，光棍是一生活态度！光棍好，光棍是一潮流时尚！光棍好！光棍好！光棍是一健康生活！祝大家光棍节继续发扬光棍的高尚精神！
Bachelor,bachelorisanattitudetolife!Bachelor,bacheloristhefashiontrend!Beingsingleisgood!Beingsingleisgood!Singleisahealthylife!Iwishyouallasinglesdaycontinuetocarryforwardbachelor’snoblespirit!
17、光是有祝福不行，就得有礼物来搭配；光是有牛运不行，就得有牛气来打底；光是有筷子不行，就得有碗来相配！今天是光棍节，祝你早日脱光光！
Thelight,thatitwasablessingnotneedgifttomatch;Nothavecattleshipped,alonehaveabulltorender;Justhavechopstickscan’t,havetohavethebowltomatch!Singlesdayistoday,Iwishyouaspeedyundressed!
18、光棍好，光棍妙，比你逍遥比你乐；无负担，无烦忧，胜君千倍不多言；偷着笑，偷着乐，今日还是光棍节；来庆祝，来祝贺，祝愿光棍乐呵呵！
Bachelor,bachelor,thanyoufreeandunfetteredjoythanyou;Noburden,noworry,winsjunonethousandtimesisnotmuch,Stealtosmile,stealtosmile,orsinglesdaytoday;Tocelebrate,tocongratulateandwishbachelorhappily!
19、问世间情为何物，不得抢有夫之妇，做得过火得打住，否则将走投无路，但是光棍节特殊，乱来只能够吃醋，编条短信送祝福，愿你节日美满幸福！
Appearedbetweenfeelingforwhat,notmarried,dotoofartostop,otherwiseitwouldbedesperate,butsinglesdayspecial,behaveinsuchawaycanonlybejealous,textmessagestosendblessings,Iwishyouahappyholiday!
20、网友无事生非：在光棍节，变回光棍！在光棍节分手了，心里还是默默祈祷他要好好对待自己，千万不要意气做事，他的平安，是我最大的心愿。
Thenetfriendmuchadoaboutnothing:inthesinglesday,backtobachelor!Insinglesdaybrokeup,theinthemindstillsilentprayerhetotreatyourself,don’tfeeltodothings,hispeace,ismybiggestwish.
21、光棍好光棍强，孤身奋斗努力进取一肩挑；光棍乐，光棍笑，开心快活不用哄人没烦恼；光棍喜，光棍美，量身定制专属节日乐逍遥。光棍节快乐！
Bachelorgoodbachelorisstrong,alonestrugglediligentlyenterprisingaburden;Bachelor,bachelorlaugh,happyhappywithoutspunnoworries;Bachelor,bachelor,tailoredexclusiveholidayjoy.Happysinglesday!
22、光棍好，自己清静没人吵；单身好，不会失恋没烦恼；恋爱好，不会孤独没困扰；结婚好，夫妻恩爱陪到老。光棍也好，热恋也好，光棍节祝大家都好！
Singleisgood,quietnoonenoisy;Singleisgood,notbrokenheartednoworries;Goodlove,notlonelyno;Goodmarriage,husbandandwifeconjugalloveaccompanytotheold.Singleorinlove,wisheveryonegoodsinglesday!
23、过几日就是光棍节了，提前祝已婚的万事如意，恋爱的爱情甜蜜，未成年的读书顺利！重点祝女光棍一直青春美丽，男光棍永远充满活力，早日找到真爱！
Daysissinglesday,hopeeverythinggoeswellwiththemarriedaheadoftime,loveloveissweet,juvenilereadingsmoothly!Focusonsinglewishwomenyoungandbeautiful,men’ssinglesalwaysfullofvitality,findatrueloveatanearlydate!
24、嘿，哥们！有时候我还是挺佩服你的耐力的，为今天这个节坚持那么多年光棍！可是你怎么不知道有两个情人节呢？为了能多过一个节，摆脱单身吧！
Hey,buddy!SometimesIamveryadmireyourenduranceandinsistonbeingsinglesomanyyearsforthissection!Butwhydon’tyouknowthattherearetwovalentine’sday?Inordertobemorethanaquarter,getridofsingle!
25、红色是爱情的玫瑰，黄色是初绽的秋菊，紫色是梦幻的罗兰，金色是成熟的金银花，光棍节到了，我要一束斑斓的光棍节之花，愿你光棍节拥有如花般的笑靥！
Redistheroseoflove,yellowisappearaqiuju,purpleisadreamyRoland,goldisamaturehoneysuckle,singlesdayarrived,Iwantabouquetofflowersofmulticoloredsinglesday,singlesdaywithfloralsmiletoyou.
26、光棍好，光棍妙，光棍事事少烦恼；光棍喜，光棍乐，光棍自在没人扰；光棍忧，光棍愁，光棍伴侣没找着；光棍盼，光棍等，光棍节后找月老！光棍节快乐！
Bachelor,bachelor,bacheloreverylittletrouble;Bachelor,bachelor,bachelorathomenooneinterference;Bachelor,bachelor,bachelorpartnerdidn’tfindit;Singlehope,bachelor,bachelorpost-holidayjoking!Happysinglesday!
27、很想对你表白，我的心情是多么无奈；总想对你倾诉，我对生活是多么渴望。光棍节就要到了，在这个令人心碎的节日里，我多想告诉自己：做光棍，不可耻。
Reallywanttovindicatetoyou,mymoodishowhelpless;Alwayswanttotalktoyou,Idesireforlifeisso.Singlesdayiscoming,inthisseasonofheartbreak,howIwanttotellyourself:beingsingle,isnotadisgrace.
28、我们的光棍节宣言是：一人消费，没有拖累，独立自主，拍板干脆，不扫房屋，不叠床被，不听罗嗦，不会下跪，不看脸色，不用惧内，没有吵闹，没有眼泪！
Ourdeclarationofsinglesdayis:oneperson’sconsumption,notdragon,independent,flatclappers,don’tsweepthehouse,notfoldbedis,don’tlistentoyourbothersome,notkneeldown,don’tlookathisface,nowife,nonoise,notears!
29、含笑半步颠：久坐伤肉、久站伤骨、久跑伤筋、久光伤身，要想脱光、不必心慌、问我咋办、衣裤飞扬，明早起床、果真脱光。光棍节致力于大龄孤军奋战的你。
Withasmileandahalfstep:sedentarywoundedflesh,longstandingbone,longrunwounded,longlight,wanttostrip,needn’tpalpitate,askedmetodo,kid,getuptomorrowmorning,ifnaked.Singlesdayisdevotedtotheolderyoualone.
30、光棍好，潇洒开心过；光棍笑，自由很重要；光棍美，街上美女、帅哥随便看；光棍乐，生活乐呵呵；又到光棍节，祝福送给你，愿你明年不再一个人过！
Singlegood,naturalandunrestrainedhappy;Singlesmile,freedomisveryimportant;Bachelor’sbeauty,thebeauty,thehandsomeboyseeit;Single,livehappily;Againtosinglesday,blessingyou,wishyouarenolongerapersonleadnextyear!
31、光棍光棍别害怕，总有美女把你嫁。光棍光棍别叫苦，天下红花不胜数。光棍光棍莫畏难，来年保准有侣伴。今日恰逢光棍节，别不开心要喜悦。
Singlebachelordon’tbeafraid,thereisalwaysthebeautyyoumarry.Singlebachelor,don’tcomplain,theworldnumerousredflowers.Youhavematessinglebachelor’sdodgingandthecomingyear.Coincideswithsinglesdaytoday,don’tunhappytojoy.
32、逛街消费，没有拖累，独立自主，拍板干脆。不扫房屋，不叠床被，不听啰嗦，不会下跪。不看脸色，不用惧内，花钱潇洒，当家绝对。光棍节万岁！
Shoppingconsumption,thereisnodragon,independent,flatclappers.Don’tsweepthehouse,don’tfoldbedis,don’tlistentorepetitive,notkneel.Don’tlookathisface,nowife,naturalandunrestrainedspendingmoney,takechargeoftheabsolute.Singlesday,liveforever!
33、呼吸一个人的自由空气，过一个人的快乐生活，享受一个人的美好刻；等待另一半的到来，期待两个人的幸福爱情，祝小光棍节快乐，早日脱光，奔向幸福！
Breathofaperson’sfreeair,andlivealifeofaperson’shappiness,enjoyagoodtime;Waitingforthearrivaloftheotherhalf,lookingforwardtothehappinessoftwopeoplelove,happylittlesinglesday,nakedassoonaspossible,towardhappiness!
34、光棍复光棍，光棍当户织。问你何所思，问你何所忆，你也无所思，你也无所忆，今日光棍节，光棍大点兵，婚书十二卷，卷卷无你名。光棍节，祝好心情。
Bachelordoublebachelor,bachelorwhenweaving.Askwhatyouthink,askwhatyoucanremember,youalsowithoutthinking,youalsohavenothing,today’ssinglesday,singlesbigpointsoldier,papershadtwelvevolumes,rollswithoutyou.Singlesday,haveagoodmood.
35、寒冷天气已来到，光棍生活常乱套。愁啊愁，愁我今冬怎么过，光棍日子最难受；愁我今冬没人爱，光棍处境不奇怪。其实光棍我也不坏，值得大家多多爱。
Thecoldweatherhascome,andbachelor’slifeisoftenbroken.Sorrow,sorrow,sorrowIhowthiswinter,bachelor’sdayisthemostuncomfortable;SorrowInoonetolovethiswinter,bachelorinastrangesituation.ActuallybachelorIalsonotbad,worthalotoflove.
36、光棍复光棍，光棍当户织。今日光棍节，光棍大点兵，婚书十二卷，卷卷无你名。情侣乱扑朔，光棍眼迷离，挤在人流里，安辨孰单身？小光棍节，祝好心情。
Bachelordoublebachelor,bachelorwhenweaving.Today’ssinglesday,singlespointsoldier,papershadtwelvevolumes,rollswithoutyou.Coupleswhobeatthenewmoons,singleeyeisblurred,crowdedinthestreamofpeople,Annbianissingle?Thesmallsinglesday,wishagoodmood.
37、国家气象局警告：近期将有一股强冷空气来袭，希望大家做好防寒准备，有老婆的抱老婆，有女友的抱女友，像你这样的最让我担心，你回家抱暖气去吧，别伤心，我祝你小光棍节快乐。
Nationalmeteorologicalofficewarned:inthenearfuturetherewillbeastrongcoldairstrikes,hopedeverybodypreparedtowarm,withawife’swife,withhisgirlfriend,themostletmeworryabout,likeyougoyouhomehavecentralheating,don’tbesad,Iwishyouahappylittlesinglesday.
